You don't.
Well you can certainly give it your best shot, but there's a 99% chance that you never will. Story time. I have a good friend named Belle who got hooked on tumblr in late winter of last year. Every day she'd come to choir and say the same thing: "I was supposed to study, but then I saw that one thing on tumblr and then I looked at the clock and it was five hours later". Well dearest Belle did everything in her power to break the curse, but to no avail. She even went so far as to delete her blog, but that didn't work either. Belle has a best friend who is terribly popular on tumblr and Belle has her password. She found herself going online to "check" on her friends blog, but even though it wasn't hers, she'd still spend hours going down the others dashboard. Once you hit that sign up button, you sign a deal with the devil pretty much, giving your body mind and soul to the blogging website. Not that it's a bad thing. Our Lucifer is a cutie
Besides. Why would you want to leave anyway? We have beautiful fandoms, and fanart, and brilliant artists and writers who do great work.
Even us homestucks have beautiful art and that's saying something because we somehow managed to get a terrible reputation.
(i still don't see peoples issues with homestuck)
Granted, tumblr can look stupid, but that's partially Supernatural's fault because though the show is painful and cruel, it has the best scenes and oneliners of anyone.
You may go and try your very best to escape the clutches of the site Karp created, but the big secret to removing your soul from tumblr is this: you just can't. Plain and simple. Delete your blog, go ahead (don't do it I'm sure you have a lovely blog it's not worth it), you'll be back in no time quelling your gross desires with beautiful men and TV shows like the rest of us.
All Hail the Glow Cloud
Foreverandalways
Ave
Ave's suggestions of the day
- Anime
- Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
- Spirited away
- Show
- Supernatural
- Whose Line is it Anyway
- Book
- Legend
- The Hangman's Daughter
- Movie
- Phenomenon
- Thor
- Miscellaneous
- Homestuck
- pewdiepie










