Life Updates with Bailey

So get ready for the excitement yo, cause here it comes. Sit down if you have to cause the news is pretty startling, trust me, i didnt believe it myself for like a whole day. I, Bailey Douglas Murray, got invited to prom. Yes and by a boy too! Strange isnt it. im like an anti-person/really anti-boy thing. Idk. im pretty charming man, but easily forgotten and avoided. But still! A public school prom too! granted he just got broken up with and hes like my best guy friend and his asking went "Well Haley and Patrick (other two friends) are going, why not go as a group?" which kinda hurt a little but hey. prom. and he asked to come to mine too! i just told Tina id go with her if we werent asked and i feel bad for saying that i may have a date. oo. date. i like the sound of that. Im going dress shopping tomorrow. though i hate dresses im kinda excited cause since our jr/sr is masquerade and im basing my outfit around a loki theme. nerdy, whatever, but its gonna be kinda amazing so dont care. But yeh. Pretty sure K and Liza are already way past annoyed with my overexcitement but thats okay. Im sorry. Really. I just kinda wanna cry because im a loner and loners get too happy when we're noticed. booyah.
So yes.
End rant.
Bailey out.

This is my haiku dedication rant

This post is about
How much I hate these haikus
No, I really do

I apologize
If the syllables are wrong
See...I just dont care

I really hate them
They are the Devils lyrics
No...see...I mean it.

My good friend just asked
"Bailey, what is a haiku?"
How do you not know?!

Why write haikus then?
Thats just how desperate I am
To finish these blogs

Weekman...do you see?
What on earth youve done to me?
It is criminal

200 words yet?
Wow i really hope it is
So i can stop this

So as it turns out
That was only a hundred
Woopdee-fricking-doo

So we have more time
We can spend together here
Isnt that just great...

I really dont know
What possessed me to do this
Guess im desperate.

Haiku oh haiku
Why is it that you exist
Except for torment

Why do i feel like
Im committing some sort of
English treason here

No offense is meant
Im really passionatly
Against these dang things

I apologize
Should any slander occur
I do love poems

Writing poetry
and doing a lot of rhyming,
now that is some fun

But writing these things
I guess you could say that its
Not my real forte

Even though Ive now
Written like seventeen ones
Doesnt change my mind...