This is my haiku dedication rant

This post is about
How much I hate these haikus
No, I really do

I apologize
If the syllables are wrong
See...I just dont care

I really hate them
They are the Devils lyrics
No...see...I mean it.

My good friend just asked
"Bailey, what is a haiku?"
How do you not know?!

Why write haikus then?
Thats just how desperate I am
To finish these blogs

Weekman...do you see?
What on earth youve done to me?
It is criminal

200 words yet?
Wow i really hope it is
So i can stop this

So as it turns out
That was only a hundred
Woopdee-fricking-doo

So we have more time
We can spend together here
Isnt that just great...

I really dont know
What possessed me to do this
Guess im desperate.

Haiku oh haiku
Why is it that you exist
Except for torment

Why do i feel like
Im committing some sort of
English treason here

No offense is meant
Im really passionatly
Against these dang things

I apologize
Should any slander occur
I do love poems

Writing poetry
and doing a lot of rhyming,
now that is some fun

But writing these things
I guess you could say that its
Not my real forte

Even though Ive now
Written like seventeen ones
Doesnt change my mind...